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Sister Bloatina’s contribution to the challenge of promoting the scout movement was to feed the 30th Fulham Cubs her prune & senna risotto. about 4 hours ago from HootSuite Reply Retweet Favorite

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I recommend that you not, under any circumstances, attempt to use your nostrils to store sausage for later use. Lesson learned... 11:47:41 AM August 23, 2011 from web Reply Retweet Favorite

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Carlos Condit Scrap at UFC 143 Over Nick Diaz Wins Him A New Harley

If you’re going to step into the Octagon against one of the scrappiest fighters in MMA, you should get something sweet out of the deal if you emerge in once piece, and Carlos Condit did that and more last night at UFC 143 from Las Vegas. Condit’s war with Nick Diaz earned him an interim […]

Harley-Davidson Back From The Lost Years After Restructuring

A few short years ago, the prognosis was looking grim for America’s iconic motorcycle manufacturer, Harley-Davidson. With a history of posting annual sales losses piling up, the recession hit the Milwaukee company hard and forced it to sell off its holdings in MV Agusta closing down the Buell Motorcycle line in order to keep its […]

Riding A Motorcycle Backwards

The Fastest Man on Two Wheels…Backwards Of all the ways there are to ride a motorcycle, riding backwards might well be the strangest, and I’m impressed. I have a hard time shaving in a mirror, so operating the controls of a bike in reverse must be quite a challenge. I’m not saying I won’t give […]

Damn Bike Will Not Start! Here’s Why…

It’s brutal. You sling a leg over your bike, reach down for the key, push the starter or give it a kick and…no bueno, she does not start! There’s only one way to know why a bike won’t start, and the process begins with knowing how an engine operates. It also doesn’t hurt to know […]

Ultimate Builder Custom Bike Show Heads North to Minneapolis

Last weekend almost 50,000 motorcycle maniacs from around the Midwest descended on Clevelandfor the Progressive International Motorcycle Shows – and to take in the eighth round of the Ultimate Builder Custom Bike Show. Jon Shipley’s “Whiskey Bent,” which sports a copper oil tank fed by some hilland-holler country copper tubing, an antique brass headlight an […]

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