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The Ultimate Fighter 12: Episode 5 Recap


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Josh Koscheck invited special guest star Jon Fitch.  Except we already saw him last week due to creative editing.  

In an attempt to garner air time, Bruce Leroy puts bleach in Nam Phan’s detergent and Michael Johnson ends up using it to wash his clothes.  Johnson is not amused.  Bruce Leroy calls it a prank.  Wrapping someone’s bed in Saran Wrap is a prank.  Spiking their fabric softener with a substance that will destroy every bit of clothing they own goes a bit further than that, don’t you think?

Georges St. Pierre invited special guest star is Muay Thai coach Jean Charles Skarbowsky.  He’s sporting quite the hairy chest.  He proceeds to beat up Team GSP.  While drunk.  I’m all for eccentric personalities, but you might not want to let a drunken Muay Thai fighter spar with your guys.  

This week’s fight is announced.  Spencer Paige vs. Nam Phan.  I think Paige is going to get destroyed.

Nam Phan runs for an hour every day.  Paige sits and watches Phan run.  This will most likely not end well for Paige.

How lucky do we feel?  We have another special guest star.  Chuckles decides to join us this week.  Copious amounts of ass kissing by Team Koscheck ensues.

Fight time!

Round One.  Paige is kicking the crap out of Phan.  Phan’s getting some punches in and knocks down Paige with about 2 minutes left in the round. Phan tries to submit Paige who is saved by the bell.

Round Two.  They’re both punching and kicking but Paige seemed to take the brunt of the damage.  Paige keeps throwing kicks and falling.  Ah, and the foreshadowing of Phan running while Paige sits on his ass watching comes in to play.  Paige looks gassed and frustrated with 1 minute left in the round. Oopsy, he throws a kick and falls again.  Paige now has a broken hand.  It’s a good thing for him there’s no Round Three.  Nam Phan wins the fight. Koscheck proceeds to rub it in GSP’s face.

Reason #4 the Gals Don’t Go GaGa for GSP:  He has no affect.  He looks and sounds the same when he’s angry, happy, sad, etc.

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