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Clay Guida – Malodorous Eructations For Your Dancing Pleasure

Lookoutawhale does the funniest video commentaries in the game, and this time, he’s all over it.

You may or may not have noticed that Clay Guida cranked out a world class belch on his way to a win over Rafael dos Anjos at UFC 117. He also had to the presence of mind to protect his cornerman from the fallout by offering a forearm shiver to clear a path for any odious fumes to pass harmlessly into the cage.

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The journeyman Guida, now 27-11, closed out dos Anjos via submission.

In round one, Guida landed a combination which included a solid shot to dos Anjos’ jaw, and later on in the third round, “The Carpenter” had Anjos’ head pinned against the cage and applied enough pressure to that jaw with his shoulder to force dos Anjos to tap.

He could have just belched in his face…Similar Posts:

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This entry was written by W.C. Pikey, posted on August 10, 2010 at 7:12 am, filed under All The Rest and tagged Clay Guida, Commentary, Events, full fight video, MMA Videos, News, Rafael dos Anjos, Results, UFC 117. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

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