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Woman-punching Guido Gym Teacher KTFO, Cornholed in Lockup


ARREST PHOTO.jpgGuess when he’s not socking women, this Brad Ferro dude has sort of a glass jaw.

In the video below, Mr. Ferro Gets Served.

With a left jab, no less…

He got arrested for socking a woman named ‘Snooki,’ on video, and once he got his cornhole straightened out after a night in jail, the NY tabloids got a crack at his Special Place and started reaming him as well.

“Maybe he had a little too much to drink, but hitting a woman is a bit much,” said Ginny Tanawots, a neighbor of the Ferro family. “There’s got to be a different way around it — I don’t care what she did.”

It’s a strange world in Jersey. It seems Ms. Tanawots is maybe in the Women’s Be Thinkin’ Too Much camp when it comes to taking a sock from a guy. I like that, ‘a bit much.’

What would be Way Too Much for Ms. Tanawots? The removal of a thumb? A little acid tossed on the outer makeup coating? Caning? The Bastinado?

And you can get in on all the manly camaraderie yourself, but first, you’ll need a nickname to give you some cred along the shore.

Mine turned out to be Whitey “The Body” Hudson.

Go figure.

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